A legendary piece of Australian internet history, the Harebrained Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Eat A Succulent Chinese Meal tee celebrates one of the most iconic viral moments to ever come out of the country. Featuring the classic Democracy Manifest tagline alongside a bold Monopoly-style graphic of a man being arrested, this tee is instantly recognisable to anyone who knows their Australian meme culture. Makes the perfect gift for any occasion, especially for the pop culture enthusiast or lover of uniquely Australian humour in your life.
- Design: Bold black graphic print featuring the iconic 'Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Eat A Succulent Chinese Meal' slogan with a Monopoly-inspired illustration
- Fabric: 100% Cotton, soft and breathable for all-day comfort
- Fit: Regular unisex fit, true to size with a relaxed, comfortable silhouette
- Gender: Unisex, suitable for men and women
- Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach, do not iron directly on print
- Special Offer: Any 2 tees for only $60, or any 4 tees for only $99. Simply add 2 or more tees from the 2 for $60 section to your cart and the discount is automatically applied.
Crafted from premium 100% Cotton, this tee delivers lasting comfort and print quality wash after wash. Whether you lived through the original moment or discovered it online, wearing this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter. Grab one for yourself or a mate and take advantage of our multi-buy savings today.
Shipping & Returns
SHIPPING: (All Parcels are shipped from our warehouse in Melbourne Australia)
Most items are shipped within 1-2 buisness days however in some cases please allow 1-6 business days from your purchase date this allows enough time for us to custom print some items and handling delays. If you wish to recieve your order quicker please select our VIP Front of Queue shipping option in the checkout section which will push your order to the front of the queue and be dispatched in less than 48hours.
Due to Australia post systems on our website some items may be shipped via regular E-Parcel due to your location or item purchased.
International orders will be shipped via E-Parcel unless you select the DHL option in the check-out.
We are not responsible for any international taxes or import duties your order may have when it enters your country from Australia.
POSTAGE:
We use Australia post for all our Uncle Reco online store distribution.
We ship worldwide from our distribution centre in Melbourne Australia.
We have 2 postage options: EXPRESS, AND INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
We will send your items by your choosen postage option AFTER the 1-6 business days in printing and handling delay. Therefore if you choose and pay for express post you will still end up getting your item before a customer that has just chosen regular post.
If you pay for registered or express post you will have the luxury of a tracking number upon request.
Free Shipping could be available at certain times however we don't offer any free shipping during a sale period.
PAYMENT, SHIPPING, RETURNS AND REFUNDS
PAYMENT:
We accept credit card, American Express,PayPal, and Afterpay Payments only.
Payment MUST be made in full before we will start to process any orders. Credit Card Payments will be processed every morning, so please be aware even if you purchase at night it’s likely in some cases we wont process the payment until the next morning.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES:
We accept returns for all ready made products, however the customer needs pay for postage back to us and then again back to them, please email us your order details before sending anything back to us so we can check stock levels of sizes or designs that you are swapping it for.
Please note, exchanges are only accepted for ready for purchase products, we do not accept returns for any custom designed products. As these t-shirts and jumpers are custom-printed, Uncle's Empire Pty Ltd trading as Uncle Reco does not accept exchanges or returns based on incorrect size selection. It is the customer’s responsibility to review and select the correct size before placing an order.
If an item is wrong by our error then please email us at [email protected] and a customer services representative will help you get your correct item sorted.
To check our size charts please see here: http://www.unclereco.com/
If an item is wrong or damaged on our error we will pay for your postage back to us and replace the item for you at no further costs.
If you require an exchange, you have 14 days to contact us via email to organise an exchange, and 30 days to have to product/s returned to us from the recieved product date.
If you have not received your item/s within 30 days, please contact us immediately. Orders can not be reshipped or refunded if we have not been contacted within the first 45 days since the purchase date, due to Australia Post's tracking numbers expiring.
If your parcel is returned to sender by Australia Post for an incorrect address or after failing to be collected from the post office, we will email you notifying you of this. You will also be asked to pay for the shipping again when your item is re-sent to you. If you do not reply to this email within 14 days, you will forfeit the order.
REFUNDS:
Sorry unfortunately we are a small business and DO NOT DO REFUNDS for incorrect sizes or wrong products ordered, however we do offer exchanges. For size changes and products swaps, postage must be covered both ways by the customer.
We DO NOT offer exchanges or refunds if the product you ordered is out of stock or was a clearance item / lucky dip. We also DO NOT offer exchanges or refunds on womens swimwear if the hygiene patch has been removed.
We are very sorry for any inconvenience this has caused you.
If you have any further questions please feel free to email us: [email protected]
We hope to get an order from you soon
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